Monday, March 30, 2009
Rights And Wrongs.
Yes once again. Another day at home. I have running utterly out of things to do. Reading all sort of rubbish, playing all sorts of games. At one point in time, I even considered playing Pokemon again.
Yes. Pokemon. Whenever you even start thinking of playing Pokemon at my age, you are either...
a.) Slowly retarding mentally.
b.) You freaking need a life.
c.) Or find the nearest broom because cobwebs are growing around you due to inactivity.
Yea. I kinda belong to group a.) and c.) at the same time.
Manchester United beat Blackburn and I totally picked the wrong captain for my fantasy team. DAMN!
Speaking of soccer, RI is dropping soccer after its merger of institution which...doesn't make sense. Another weird school policy. Anyone knows if they feed adults the right stuff lately?
Soccer is the world's most popular sport. Unless Rafflesians scream and run around with their wrist bent upwards when a ball rolls to them or cries when the ball hits their face. I really don't think its an issue with the popularity of the sport in the school.
Which means, its just the teachers.
Yea. Soccer makes boys sweaty, adrenaline-rushed and overly excited boys who can't wait for recess or school to end to play soccer. Which means neglected homework, very excited boys on Monday talking about what happened last night when Liverpool got mangled by Manchester United.
And that does not make teachers happy at all. So they took soccer out CCA.
Yes, no doubt they said they are stretched and there is a lack of facilities.
Which is no doubt crap, in my opinion. Oh come on, stretched? Cut down on some lame club or cut out some pointless excursion to a place that we probably would go to a million times in JC or some other period time of our life.
Yes, I am being extremely critical of clubs. Some clubs are useful, some clubs are just a plain waste of time. I am sure in each school some clubs simply do nothing but waste time. Yes, in my primary school I remembered Computer Club was just a big waste of time. Going in and teaching us to type.
I quit.
And if you can reach this article, and I can call you when I need to. I turned out to be fine without all those teaching. (No fingers were lost while learning to type)
Lack of facilities?
Yeah, I am sure you can't find a spot of grass in Singapore to play soccer. Really, Singapore is THAT space constrained. I don't even think that qualifies as an excuse.
So freaking ridiculous.
Like what the school teachers said, they can play during PE and inter-class or during some inter-school competition. Oh yea. I totally buy that.
I can imagine what the teachers would do.
"Boys, you can play soccer. Can, play until you happy. But cannot bring ball."
I know that cause I know teachers who actually do that. Yes I do. You might as well take a ball and bring it to class.
"See, this is a soccer ball. But you all cannot kick it, don't run and certainly don't have fun. Here."
Yeah, drop soccer and the next thing you know you have a lot of boys who look more like sacks of potatoes and balls of fat.
Playing sports are for the fun, and not for some school's political agenda to become the best school that wins everything. Yea, its not suppose to be all about winning. Seriously, some schools have just doesn't like to lose.
Aiya, go set up the clubs like playing marbles or watching hair grow. Since its the only school with that CCA, sure win one.
Ai. I should really get a hobby before I start playing Pokemon.
Really Dumb People
Oh. Today I pretty much had a boring day. Really dry. Slept, woke up, sneeze, clear the bloody mess and sleep. But oh well, dinner made up for it.
Seriously, some people can be really dim.
If a list was made of the dimmest people in the world. Most definitely, Singaporeans can be found way up in the list.
I was eating dinner at Chinese Swimming Club with my parents, uncle and grandparents. I was well into my very pathetic excuse of a meal of two fried goreng pisang (fried banana) and like 20 fries in a dish aptly named Fish And Chips.
Then 'Boom' and I turned around, in my head cursing myself for joking with Sindy that I wanted to go out with a bang, and the whole wall of glass cracked, shattered and a huge chunk landed on the guy sitting below who strangely looked like the happiest dude in the restaurant after the incident.
What amazed me was not the dude, even though, I cannot understand how he could look so damn jolly. But oh well, must be the figure of compensation he was cooking up in his brain. I digress but what amazed me was some individual's reaction. The waiter next to me exclaimed very intelligently...
"Wonder how much the glass cost?"
The correct question was perhaps "Is the man ok?" But along his line of thought he would have been better of asking "How many pieces of glass do you think there was now?".
Then this really cool chicken holding dude with his oily hand runs up (forgiven for his kind intentions) and asked, "does it hurt?"
No, I am sure a whole panel of glass raining down on you would probably give a 'shiok' feeling. I mean why would it hurt?
Its just inch thick glass.
And 1st prize goes to the auntie.
"Eh. Buy 4D liao."
Oh yes, I am so proud despite all the craziness someone had the sanity left to solve accidents the Singaporean way. Buy 4D.
Car Accident. Buy 4D.
Glass Shattering Accident. Buy 4D.
Guy leaps off building. 4D.
Stock market plummets. 4D.
4D is the mental medicine of Singapore. It solves ALL mental trauma.
Hey, on a reassuring note. Singaporean are not the dimmest. Watch this show on Discovery Channel. Destruction in a second. Or something like that.
HUGE, humongous, dead whale beached. And local authorities wonder how to rid of the stinking decomposition mammal.
Then some bright soul, who looked like he stumbled out from a local pub, comes lumbering over and says..
"Yea, blowing it up is a good idea. Feed the seagulls and crabs. We just don't know how much explosive to use."
So, I-look-like-a-drunkard dude places boxes of C4/dynamite/explosives, around the whale, sets up a pathetic perimeter of like what? 50meters?
Yea, I am sure the whale will probably sputter and pop into sashimi with so much dynamite.
So boom, and CHUNKS of blubber and meat flies into the sky after a wonderful display of dynamite and stupidity as onlookers run for shelter as huge chunks of meat land on them. One even flattens a Cadillac in a carpark.
Alright, nothing more relaxing than going to the beach and watching authorities blow up stuff and watch huge chunks of decomposing meat landing right on top of you!
Best part was, the whale was largely still intact. The dynamite blew up alot of sand and blubber. Nothing really substantial from the whale.
They eventually decide to bury the whale.
Wonder why no one decided that in the first place. Ah, I know. No fireworks. No one loves a burial.
Everyone loves a bang.
And the next clip, three cyclist cycle along a trail and reach a cliff. Cameraman was second and the leader named Miles, decides.
"Whoa, cycling here is dangerous. Penalty for failure is ****ing high."
So cameraman has the signs to push his bike across. But no, Miles, the man of sense, decides to ride it with the third dude.
Third dude passes and once again, a word of caution.
"Its ****ing high. Its a ****ing long way to fall. ****ing long, Miles."
And Miles does it anyway. Cycles, stumbles and does a Olympic standard somersault down the cliff.
Bye, Miles.
I don't even know what to say to this guy. I mean, I want to say I warned you. But hey, he warned himself. Who warns themselves and then proceeds to do the dumb deed.
Well, defy logic, defy common sense, hell, thats not enough. So hardcore, he ignored himself. Wow.
Because Miles fell sideways, his water bag cushioned a lot of blows for him and his helmet prevented all the sense from falling out during his fall.
Miles was healthy enough to take a nice picture as momento of his fall.
The face in the photo had "I knew this was coming, but I did it anyway!" look. Really happy, really stupid.
What a wonderful world. Without people like them. How dry a day can be. Wonder watsup tomorrow.
More silly quotes, more silly people.
Surveys
I shall do a little blogging here. So bear with me. People I tag are people I know who will read my blog. So if you do want to be updated please tell me!
You know something that people ask really amazes me? Like how they do surveys. Well, this girl called me up. And spoke a whole string of Chinese to me that I couldn't understand must less comprehend.
Rule no.1: IF I DON'T FREAKING UNDERSTAND. I CAN'T FREAKING ANSWER.
So I told her in my most polite way of telling people I don't understand.
"Oh yea. Speak faster I can really understand what you are saying." And gosh this chic, really took me for real! And went on to repeat what she said, I swear was so fast, before I could say "Huh?"
She was done. Well, so was I.
Then we have really adorable surveyors who ask the most redundant questions.
Some girl: Hi. Like to take 5 minutes to do a survey. Would you mind?
Me: Would you let me go if I said I mind?
Girl: What is your name and age?
Me: *gives name and age*
Girl: Do you speak english?
Tam Po a bit English and Chinese la hor.
HELLO. YOU ALREADY WENT PAST LIKE HALF A CONVERSATION WITH ME IN ENGLISH. YES I SPEAK ENGLISH. OTHERWISE WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE I ANSWERED IN TIBETAN?
Alright, so with a lot of apprehension I said yes and let her continue.
Girl: Are you working?
Me: Yea, with the army.
Girl: Oh fun.
Nothing is fun about army. Really.
Girl: Do you save?
Me: Yea.
Girl: Do you save a lot?
Excuse me. Do you pee? Do you pee a lot?
Me: I save whatever I can save.
Girl: So is that a lot?
I really felt like slapping her.
Me: No, doubt so.
Girl: Would you like to hear our bank's saving (god knows what policy)?
Me: No, not really thanks.
Girl: We could make you save more than you could now.
No you can't. I am paid by the army. I save whatever I can save. You want me to save more? Increase my salary.
Me: No, I don't think you can.
Girl: Our plan lets you save all you can earn.
Ok. That sounds really convincing. A plan that makes me save all my salary. I mean I could do that myself if I wanted to. Don't really need a plan.
Girl: Or maybe even more.
Now. Any takers? Save more than you earn!
Me: OOOOOOOOOk. Thanks Bye.
Girl: Call me if you change your mind.
Yup. I shall call the number you wrote on your forehead since you didn't GIVE ME ONE!
Seriously. I don't know whether to laugh at her. Or just pity the poor dim soul. Did she try asking herself if she made sense? She probably couldn't understand herself.
You know what would be interesting?
The Chinese girl and the Bank girl surveying each other. That I don't mind. Saving more than you earn. ANYONE?
Monday, October 20, 2008
Finally, An Update!
Firstly, I must say, please go and visit...
est-monte.livejournal.com for a great time shopping!
Alright, sorry for the long long long period of time since I updated. I am a lazy bum. A true lazy bum. Army has been sapping a lot of my time. So I haven't really bothered to blog.
And yah, I have been repairing and maintaining a lot of tanks. So I am very very truly very tired. And my knee has been giving me a hell lot of problems.
But one thing is for sure. Its just passed 11months since I am with my darling girl and boy, am I happy with her. She is my joy! And whenever she is not around me, I don't feel the same. I love her!
Anyone wants to sponsor this poor NS boy RA3 or FM2009? They cost something like $219 and $89.90 respectively. And gosh. I think our NS pay should reflect how much inflation is rising right?
Ah, the stress of studying and working. NS is no fun at all. I love you so much, my darling. I love you. :D
Loving You, Yan
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
SHIFTING!
Sorry after my 200th post, I am annoucing that I am officially moving! I will now be sharing a blog with my only love, Catherine!
The new blog is www.eighteeneleven.blogspot.com and it will be constantly (hopefully!) updated by Me and Catherine!
So I hope you all can relink me and enjoy the post there!
Yours, YAN CHAO!!
Monday, February 18, 2008
Stupid Fella.
Some moronic idiot said something to my girl and its still boiling my blood. Screw his dirty minded brain for that indecent remarks. Never mind, promised my girl not to be so angry and not to lose my temper easily.
I realised life is so much simpler when you care about nothing but just the life you share with your love. Everything is simpler, hence happier. Care about nothing but just the stuff between the two of us, and we just sit around, study, watch tv and laugh and laugh. Cowboy leg. LOL. Still having a stomachache.
Well, its the 18th! Another monthly anniversary, another joy-filled month.
NS looms near, still don't know what to do about my knee. Owells.
Gotta sleep early tonight, think about something interesting to blog tmr. Oh yes, New Year, New Life, New Blogging format.
iCe And His Story With Cat.
- Cathyan -
Thursday, February 14, 2008
I Am Back!!
Due to too much undue pressure about asking me to blog again. I am blogging again!
Lets get started on the things I have been doing since I last blog.
1.) I don't play DotA anymore.
2.) I love Catherine and still do very much. She has been a fantastic and perfect girlfriend and we are still as loving and strong as ever!
3.) I am not working.
4.) I spend most of my time with my darling girl teaching her and studying with her.
5.) I hardly find anyone to go out with. So friends sorry, family comes first.
6.) My family love her.
7.) I just had a wonderful valentine's day with her.
8.) No more knee ops.
9.) I made a new good friend, Berakah!
10.) I feel so happy. No more emo!
11.) Japan and Taiwan have been a bomb to us.
12.) We are inseparable!
Oh yes, life have been very good for me and utterly happy. I have been having helluva time for quite some time already and I feel so happy, even when tough times come they pass very fast.
My lovely family!
And yes, I have been watching a lot of movies.
Cloverfield -
Watch if you need a massive headache. If you ate something wrong, just go watch the movie. Here is a simple summary of the show.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cloverfield
Enjoy.
But I have watched great movies,
Laoshi Jia Laoda.
Kungfu Dunk.
CJ7.
and half a dozen of movies, all in wonderfully enjoyable company.
My dear took this. And some Japan photos..
Some temple, but was more like Bugis Street instead, look at the people at the streets.
Hot sweet potato taste way good.
Bullet train~
Eat mac?
These people are at the cosplay bridge, I can't remember the name off hand. But it was sure entertaining.
Disney Land!!!
Valentines Day gift for my girl! I miss her so so much now. Sigh, must wait till the weekends I guess.
And one more girl, let her say hi to you...
Guess she doesn't want to. LOL. CIAO~
Don't say my blog has too much photos of my darling and its mushy. I love her lots and she is my darling. Live with it. =)
iCe Confided To Faith.
- Happiness In Its Simplicity. -
Thursday, December 06, 2007
My Dear CLSG. And Mehmeh.
Yan Chao says: Yan Chao says: (meh). says: (meh). says: (meh). says: (meh). says: (meh). says: (meh). says: Yan Chao says: Yan Chao says:
i am only the one who always make u smile and laugh like a huge retard.
of course i understand u
:/
yar
you have been with me since the time i was fucking around with *******
as in
not literally
just with my words
omg
i didn't know u were so..kinky. i am going to blog this.
Omg Mehmeh. How will the yellow river wash u clean this time?!
Yes to people out there wondering. CLSG is Catherine Lim Fong Zhi. Yes yes, she is my lovely, adorable and nice girlfriend!
I didn't expect to be in a relationship with her. No, I didn't. But she is the most adorable and lovely girl and I cannot ask for a more perfect girlfriend like her. And she is my most treasured now!
Hence I am not ashamed to say I love her lots and our relationship is very very loving and strong. =D *prompts everyone to foam and die*
And now I miss her lots because she is in Taiwan. Gosh.
Mehmeh knows exactly how I feel. How ironic, I feel down and alone and the person who understands me most is a sheep.
Life is so amazing.
I MISS YOU!
iCe Confided To Faith.
- Sheeps And Issac -
Monday, November 26, 2007
Fantastic.
By the way, the person mentioned is the only person who, gosh, is so wonderfully perfect.
LOL.
I need to start pinching myself.
iCe Confided To Faith.
- Vision Of Faith And Joy. -
Sick And Tired.
I am very stressed out by work now.
Need you to be around now.
Can I quit now?
Bye now.
iCe Confided To Faith.
- Life Of A Stressed Up Leader. -
